I come on here every so often to jot down thoughts that I'm sure are groundbreaking, mind blowing, and so deep that people will be stunned. I know what you're thinking! "there's nothing groundbreaking here...there never is!" That's true. I don't disagree. I write them on a draft, let them marinate, and come back a month or so later. That's when I realize they aren't groundbreaking, they wouldn't astonish people's minds, and sometimes they are even...

I'm going crazy. Like, I cried because my hair was tangled kind of crazy. Then the next day I had it chopped off. So that's where I'm at. The reason? My sweet, cheerful baby who used to sleep 9-10 hours straight per night, has now decided that sleeping is overrated. So is eating at the right time. So is entertaining himself for more than sixty-five seconds without a weepy breakdown. Apparently, this is a four month development thing. But, lucky...

People ask you a lot of questions when you're pregnant. Waaaaaay too many questions. One of those will inevitably be about where you're planning on delivering the baby. Generally people are expecting the answer to be a specific hospital, and it can get a little awkward if your answer is "at home!" I managed to silence an entire group of women when that was my answer at a baby shower... I mean, after all, you might as well give birth in a cave. Anyway,...

When you're pregnant, people view you as fair game. Suddenly you find yourself in the middle of super personal conversations, whether you want to be there or not. For me, it's mostly "not!" Nonetheless, there will be strangers who stare at you constantly, touch your stomach, and ask majorly personal/awkward questions that you can't graciously get out of answering. My husband and I were on a walk the other day and after a few minutes he exclaimed...